Posted: 3:46 PM - Jan 23, 2012
Aidan
Spring is slowly creeping back and the staff are looking forward to getting the crops planted

As our scene begins, Claybourne is sitting on a milking stool in the barn, trying to figure out what to do with the potato sprouts Mavis gave him and the others to plant

What am I supposed to do with these? Back in London I used to cut away these bits to try and salvage the potatoes for bangers and mash. Now I'm told I'm supposed to put them in the ground?! Which way, though?

Posted: 10:04 AM - Jan 24, 2012
Shirley
Shirley comes out and sees Claybourne turning the potatoes over and over in his hands

Are you still messin' about with that lot? Come on! Betty knows 'ow to plant 'em. She said to meet 'er out in the field an' she'd show us what to do.

Posted: 2:11 PM - Jan 25, 2012
Sienna
Mavis approaches Mr Humphries and Miss Brahms.

No no, Mr 'Umphries, you've gotta learn sometime!

Posted: 2:32 PM - Jan 25, 2012
Dick Lucas
AH, this I gotta see! <giggles Lucas as he watches from the top loft of the barn. Grabbing a rope and swings down to the others> This'll be somethin'...watching ol' fancypants here get his 'ands dirty...heh heh heh.

Posted: 2:23 AM - Jan 26, 2012
Aidan
Everyone goes out to the field where Betty is waiting with the elder Moulterd; Upon seeing the others arrive she smiles and takes the sack of potato cuttings from Claybourne

Betty: Right! You see these trenches? That's where the seed potatoes will go. Claybourne and I will drop them in the trenches. Just drop them in like so with about a foot between them. Shirley and Mavis will come behind us with their spades to cover the potatoes with soil.

Moulterd: Whaddya want me t'do?

Betty: Follow Shirley and Mavis with your water bucket and sprinkle about eight ounces of water over each potato hill.

Dick: What about me?

Betty: Go fetch the rest of the potato seedlings from the barn. Right! Everyone ready?

Betty puts the handle of the potato sack over her head so that it's slung over one shoulder; Claybourne does the same while Shirley and Mavis pick up their spades

Betty: Aaaaaaand GO!

Betty and Claybourne each take a trench; Shirley works behind Betty and Mavis behind Claybourne; he starts singing a Farm Dogs song, Foreign Windows.

Claybourne: I can't take another day...of grey skies and rainfall...you could drown in history here...monuments and crumblin' walls...architecture all around...a masterpiece in every room...culture from the dawn of time...dusty rhymes and flyin' brooms...

Shirley: Oh, belt up!

Posted: 2:29 AM - Jan 26, 2012
Shirley
An hour or so later everyone is resting under a nearby oak; even though it's still quite cool outside they are all sweating profusely

Blimey! If I'd known farmin' was such 'ard work I'd've moved out 'ere ages ago. I think I've dropped two stone since we come out. All the fresh vegetables an' 'ard work gettin' the place ready 'as me knackered most nights. What about you lot?

The others agree wholeheartedly

I don't know about you lot, but I don't really miss London that much. It's too crowded an' noisy sometimes. It's so peaceful an' quiet out 'ere...

Malcolm Heathcliff comes bounding over a hill, shouting foul words intended for Claybourne; Shirley sighs

Most of the time, anyway.

Posted: 2:51 PM - Jan 26, 2012
Sienna
You keep a civil tongue' in your head, Malcolm Heathcliff, and leave Mr 'Umphries alone!
Posted: 6:55 PM - Jan 26, 2012
Dick Lucas
<sitting with his elbows on his knees, shaking head while watching Malcolm drift out of sight...takes a hit off his cig.>

Blimey..<he sighes> This love triangle is gonna explode soon!

Posted: 11:08 PM - Jan 26, 2012
Aidan
Mavis, just what exactly does he want?! I'm getting rather tired of him harassing me like this. You'd think that we were having some sort of tryst the way he goes on.

Not that I mind too much, but still...

Surely he's smart enough to see that you and I are just friends. Right? I mean, come on! You're half my age! When you were born I was just leaving university and about to start at Grace Brothers.

Posted: 11:20 PM - Jan 26, 2012
Shirley
Just what exactly did you study at university, Claybourne?

You know Mavis, 'e's right. 'E is about twice your age and probably twice as girly, too. (giggles) Oh come on, Clay! You know I'm jus' teasin'! Course, you're the only bloke I know who 'as 'alf 'is cupboard fulla dresses. An' remember when me an' Mrs Slocombe was in charge at the store an' you an' Dick ran the ladies' counter? You knew the stock better than I did!

Mavis, you're a kind, sweet girl, but the chances of you an' 'im hookin' up are about the same as Elton John havin' a baby.

Slocombe passes over the newspaper; Elton John and David Furnish are featured on the front page holding up their son, Zachary; Brahms facepalms

You know what I mean.

Posted: 7:48 PM - Jan 27, 2012
Dick Lucas
< laughs at Shirleys expression when looking at the paper >

She's right tho. If you're trying to make that bloke jealous, makin' 'im think somethings goin' on...you're barkin' up the wrong tree, missy. <giggles>

Posted: 1:38 AM - Jan 28, 2012
Aidan
Betty: Right! Back to work!

They finish the potatoes about an hour later; Claybourne returns to the manor covered in dirt, sweat, and shame; a hot shower removes two of his three symptoms

Claybourne: I can't go on living like this. I have to learn how to defend myself or at least gain the confidence to stand up to Malcolm and tell him to sod off! What would Brian Boitano do?

He realises what he just said and facepalms, then screams when soap gets in his eyes

Posted: 12:34 PM - Jan 28, 2012
Dick Lucas
<walking down the hall, whistling, when he heard a scream. rushes over to Claybournes room and bangs on the door, no answer. hears another gasp from inside and uses his shoulder to bust in the door.>

MR. HUMPHRIES, er I mean Clay! Are you alright? Where the bloody hell are you?! < He hollers out as he looks about the room>

Claybourne: In here < he cries from the shower room, in his sharp panic tone>

Blimey, he fell! < thinks as he rushes into the room to see Claybourne rinsing his eyes vigorously...hearing him gasp and curse as he flips his hands, shaking off the excess water>

All that over soap in your eyes? You're more of a pansy than I thought! <short laughs as Clay wraps a towel around himself and his head>

Claybourne: Bite your tongue, or I'll....<shaking a finger into Lucas' face>

What? <crossing his arms, grinning>

<Claybournes face went from anger to tears> Not a thing! <sighes> Oh why couldn't I be more manly instead of good looking? <lower lip trembles as he speaks, looking at Dick.> I mean, I sat out there and listened to you and Shirley and thought...they may be joking, but they're RIGHT!

<giggles as he puts his arm around his friend and walks him to a seat.>

Clay, you don't have to be a brut or all muscles to be a man. But, you are going to have to learn to defend for yourself. Remember when I beat the crap outta Shirleys old flame a few years back?

<Claybourne nods, still ashamed of admitting he's a wuss>

Well, I had strength behind me, but I didn't know how to use it. I went to classes. And starting tomorrow, after chores...we're gonna do those classes.

I'm gonna teach you to stand up against that Malcolm bloke.

Posted: 2:58 AM - Jan 29, 2012
Aidan
A montage begins, set to Team Four Star's Make a Man Out of You, which can be found here

We view scenes of Dick putting Claybourne through all sorts of strength training exercises; Claybourne gets bored and frustrated with them easily; one scene shows Dick watching Claybourne carry a yoke across his shoulders across a field and it has two ice-filled buckets on either side...which Dick takes a cold beer from

Cut to the end of a day of training, where Dick is sitting on a milking stool in the barn, smoking a cigarette; there is an audible moan and Claybourne's head peers over the top of a hay bale nearby and he begins to whimper

Please...no more...I can't do it...I'm so tired...

Posted: 12:40 PM - Jan 29, 2012
Dick Lucas
That'll do for today...<giggles as he hands him a damp towel and a bottle of water>

You can do more than you think...you just don't know it.

You said the same blasted thing when I threw that yoke on you...and you made it!

Soon, you'll pick that baby up without even thinking twice!

Posted: 12:31 AM - Jan 30, 2012
Aidan
. o ( Yes, you're right, Dick. I'll pick it up and swing it at your head! )

When do we get to move on to something else? Like throwing punches and cutting bitches?

Posted: 11:56 AM - Jan 30, 2012
Dick Lucas
Not for another week...gotta get those muscles used to working. You're gonna be sore and achy tonight.

C'mon, you did great for your first workout. Let's jog around the barn a few times then head in. It'll help release this tension you have.

Posted: 11:51 PM - Jan 30, 2012
Aidan
Claybourne groans and tries to get up when his head hits the milking machine; he drops and passes out for a while

Meanwhile...is that Mavis chatting with the other women? Wonder what they're saying...

Posted: 5:31 PM - Jan 31, 2012
Sienna
Shirley: So, Mavis, now that we've got you alone... IS there anything going on with you and Mr Humphries?

Mavis: No! I was raised proper, you know! ... Mind you, he is ever such a nice man...

Shirley and Betty exchange knowing glances...

Posted: 10:37 PM - Jan 31, 2012
Shirley
We were only wondering. I mean, you two are sharing a bed an' all. That can start rumours, y'know.

But what about you an' this Malcolm bloke? What's the story there? He seems to think you two are still an item. What 'appened?

Posted: 9:15 AM - Feb 02, 2012
Dick Lucas
C'mon candy pants! <he slaps Claybournes back with the back of his hand> Stop eavesdropping on ladies and hustle your bustle!

Start jogging! now GO! <motioning him to start around the barn and starts chanting a song like the military sing while jogging.>

I love my mother, she's so sweet~
But, being a mommas boy aint so neat~
workin' out to get strong and toned~
Then I'll be a real man of me own!!!

Posted: 2:06 PM - Feb 04, 2012
Sienna
We were seeing each other pretty regularly, but then you lot moved over here and - well - I was busy a lot and told him I didn't want to see him so often anymore. He took it badly, so I broke it off completely. He thinks it's all because of Mr 'Umphries, but it's not.

Posted: 4:40 PM - Feb 04, 2012
Shirley
Sounds like someone 'as abandonment issues. Probably oughta send 'im to London for therapy.

Did you two ever...you know...?

Shirley makes a gesture with her head, which is internationally known as 'Did you two shag?'

Posted: 5:14 PM - Feb 04, 2012
Dick Lucas
<done with the jog, both panting a bit>

Blimey, <gasps as he talks> I thought I was <gasps> in pretty good shape, < leans in, places hands on knees> guess not.

Humphries: Oooohhh, <moans as he falls against Lucas, panting heavier> You know, you may be my best friend..<gasps> but right now, I hate you! <gasps again>

<giggles his giggle...takes Humphries arm and drapes it around him>

C'mon soldier...lets get a shower.

Posted: 7:55 PM - Feb 05, 2012
Aidan
Claybourne finishes his shower and collapses into bed, where he falls asleep almost straight away; his dreams take him back to London...to Grace Brothers...

Peacock: Mr Humphries! Kindly straighten that penguin drawer before Mr Rumbold arrives.

Humphries: That what drawer?

Peacock: You heard me! Get to it!

Spooner: Oi, what's crawled up 'is ass?

Humphries starts to reply when he glances over at Peacock and sees a fox tail sprouting from his rear; it twitches occasionally as he talks to Slocombe

Humphries: Basil Brush, apparently.

Brahms glides over as if on casters and begins muttering something, then she turns into his mother, Annie Humphries, who begins fussing over the state of his waistcoat; it changes into his old 'Fred and Ginger' costume

Spooner: Nice tights, Barishnokov!

Malcolm Heathcliff swaggers down the stairs and makes a beeline for Humphries; Spooner tries to step between them, but is shoved aside by the angry boy

Malcolm: Right! I've had it with you!

Humphries ducks his swing and runs for the safety of the fitting room, which leads to a long corridor; he races down it, still wearing a tuxedo and tap shoes; at the end he bursts out into an alleyway, where Patricia Routledge is serving tea to Josephine Tewson and Chris Barrie, all of whom wave to him jovially

Routledge: (in sing-song voice) There you are, Claybourne! You simply must join us for one of my candlelight suppers!

Claybourne wakes up screaming; it's just after sunset outside; he wipes the sweat from his face and climbs into bed properly, hoping the Bucket woman isn't waiting for him in his dreams again

Posted: 1:55 PM - Feb 06, 2012
Sienna
Certainly not! Do I look like the kind of girl who - I'm savin' myself for the right man.

Posted: 10:21 PM - Feb 06, 2012
Shirley
We were only wonderin'.

What about any other boys in the village? Have you considered them? Maybe one of them would be big and tough enough to scare Malcolm off.

Posted: 9:56 PM - Feb 07, 2012
Aidan
Claybourne falls asleep and has a much more restful night, although his dreams are still a bit odd; he dreams he is sitting in front of a thin television set; there is a rectangular box on the left and in front of the television is the keyboard from a typewriter, but some of the keys are odd; one key says 'Alt' and there is a row that say 'F1' 'F2' 'F3' and so on

This is odd. What's this thing?

He picks up a small rounded box with buttons on top; it has a cord that connects it to the rectangular box; the television comes on and instead of BBC One he sees cropped photos of himself and his co-workers when they were younger

That's...that's Betty! And Shirley! Mr...Mr Grainger?

The text underneath his own photo says Grace Brothers/Grace and Favour RPG; a strange object is moving on the screen of the television; he puts down the small box and it stops

I wonder what happens when I press this button...

He presses a button on the keyboard that looks like four badly drawn squares placed together; he jumps when a box pops up on the television screen; it says things like 'Firefox', 'Microsoft Word', and 'Adobe Reader X'

What does it all mean?!

He wakes up and its morning; there is a light rainfall outside; he forgets about the dream and gets up to start his day

Posted: 3:44 PM - Feb 08, 2012
Dick Lucas
<sitting in the kitchen, sipping on coffee, chatting with Betty and Shirley about Claybourne and his workout regime>

...and so I told him, he has to work on building his muscle tone first before learnin' how to throw the punches and such.

<shirley and betty agreed, nodding as they listened>

'E did better than I thought 'e would for his first workout... <snickers as he starts to eat his sausage>

I honestly thought 'e would whimp out...but the buggar held out and did it all. Hell, he even showed me up on joggin'. <laughed>

Shirley: Whatta mean? You're pretty fit and toned! <smiling>

I thought I was...<blew out some air with his eyes showing full> but when I jogged behind that bloke, I thought me lungs were gonna collapse!

Betty: Nooo! <she responded in a doubtfull tone>

yeah, so I'm gonna workout along with him...tone these baby up...<grinning as he flexes his arm muscles and kisses at them>

Posted: 10:21 PM - Feb 08, 2012
Aidan
Maybe if you'd quit smoking you could keep up.

Claybourne has appeared in the kitchen and looks exhausted, despite his extra-long sleep

What's on the agenda today? More callisthenics from hell?

Posted: 10:29 PM - Feb 08, 2012
Shirley
Shirley: You get a reprieve today, mate. Betty's got some work for us.

Betty: Right, you finish your breakfast and then go out to the barn. Mavis is going to show you how to shear sheep. They're looking downright miserable these days. She's already got everything set up, so all you have to do is go out there. Dick, you're coming with Shirley and myself. We need a rough and rugged set of hands to handle Dionysus.

Dick: Dionysus?

Shirley: That's the stallion what we've 'ired to...you know...have a few dates with our 'orses. An' I think we've got a coupla billies comin' over to chat up some of our lady goats as well.

Posted: 9:12 AM - Feb 10, 2012
Dick Lucas
Gah, Blimey!! <exasperated blow as he drops his sausage and plops his hands on the table>

Ya mean I gotta play pimp daddy with a HORSE!!! ?

Posted: 11:46 PM - Feb 10, 2012
Shirley
An' to the goats as well. I think next week the bull is bein' taken to Old Man Hollister's what lives on the other side of the village. You can 'elp Mr Moulterd with 'im as well. I mean, you are a big, strong lad, right? You can 'andle 'em all by yourself, I'll wager!

Posted: 8:54 PM - Feb 11, 2012
Libby_W
<exasperated look on face> GAH! <sinks head into hands while elbows on table>

{it's one thing being carefree and wild with your lady...but watching animals?!?} <shakes head no while thinking>

Some Valentines week...ME! playing cupid for animals! Blimey!


(I finally got the wrong one on the wrong story...lol)

Posted: 12:07 AM - Feb 12, 2012
Aidan
Who said you had to watch them?

Claybourne grins at Dick, who gives him a nasty look

Right! I'm off!

Claybourne trundles off toward the back door

Oh, my whole body is sore! It's going to take 'shear' willpower to get these sheep done. Yes, I know what I just did there. Get over it!

Posted: 8:39 PM - Feb 14, 2012
GBOwner
<Continuing post in the farmyard/barn.>

Posted: 7:31 PM - Dec 11, 2011
GBOwner
It is almost Christmas time at Millstone Manor and the staff is busy decorating the place. The farm animals are getting neat treats from Mavis and everyone is in a festive mood.

Posted: 3:53 AM - Dec 13, 2011
Aidan
Humphries and Slocombe come downstairs, each with a large box in their arms full of decorations; Humphries keeps sneezing from the dust

My word! I don't think this lot's been used for twenty years! (puts the box down on a chair) Look at this! (he takes out a newspaper what was lying on the top) 'Thatcher Elected to Prime Minister'. Oh ho ho my! These are older than I thought!

Posted: 3:58 AM - Dec 13, 2011
Shirley
Shirley has been folding some laundry and giggles at the aged, yellow clipping Claybourne is reading, until...

LOOK OUT! A mouse just came out of that 'ole in the corner! There it goes! It's 'eaded toward the lift!

Posted: 12:02 PM - Dec 13, 2011
Dick Lucas
<Lucas just walking through with an overloaded armload of wood for the fireplace when Shirley squealed 'look out'! Making him do the look and twitch dance as he tries to balance the wood and himself while dodging the mouse>

WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP!!!! < he cries out as his bumbleness lands him next to Humphries, face down on the floor and wood sprawling all over the area.>

Blimey, <he gasps as he pushes himself up onto his elbows> that's gonna hurt in the mornin'.

Posted: 12:07 AM - Dec 15, 2011
Shirley
'Ere, Mrs Slocombe, you'll want to put that cat of yours on active duty. That mouse could do us all a mischief!

Posted: 12:15 AM - Dec 15, 2011
Aidan
Looking down at Dick...

If you're just going to lie there and mess about, I'm going back upstairs to finish my book.

Lend us a rag, Shirley, I think there's one in that laundry basket. I wish you wouldn't send it out to Walford's. That Pauline woman is always there when I go to pick it up and she's always giving me a strange look that I don't like.

Posted: 3:08 PM - Dec 18, 2011
Dick Lucas
<sitting up, wiping the bark off of him, puffing out some air. Looking up at Humphries>

Well, instead of sittin' on your dierrie' makin smart cracks, you could help me pick this wood up.

<standing up and cleaning the wood that sprawled all over the area>

I suspect we'll see alot more with the cold season movin' in...ol' Tiddles and those barn cats are gonna be busy. <giggles>

Posted: 1:27 AM - Dec 19, 2011
Aidan
You watch your tone, young man. (gives Dick a grin) I need to get going, anyway, if I'm picking up our parents from the train station. Mother will have a fit if I'm even five minutes late! She is such an impatient woman sometimes.

Posted: 1:29 AM - Dec 19, 2011
Shirley
These sheets are done. I'll pop 'em in the linen closet and go wif you, Claybourne. I can't wait to see my mum! She sounded so 'appy on the phone when I told 'er we was havin' everyone over for Christmas. She loves the countryside so much!

Posted: 9:48 PM - Dec 19, 2011
Dick Lucas
Yeah, it's gonna be great to see Momma again.

I wonder how this will work out...ya kno', our mommas here, together, for two weeks.

<putting the last of the firewood in place and clapping hands together to get the dirt off>

This might be one doozey of a Christmas get together. <giggles>

At least we don't have any clients until after New Years.

Posted: 10:00 PM - Dec 19, 2011
Shirley
Shirley puts away the last of the sheets and tucks away the laundry basket

C'mon Claybourne! Let's go. I wanna stop by the shoppes on th' way to th' station. Mum's asked me to make sausage rolls an' black pudding while she's stayin' wif us. Only we're out of sausages an' I need to pick up some currants. Does anyone need anything else while I'm out.

The others shake their heads and Shirley takes Claybourne's hand, which baffles him somewhat; still, he grins

Posted: 10:08 PM - Dec 19, 2011
Aidan
Claybourne and Shirley go out to the garage, where Mr Grace's old banger has been replaced by a much newer sedan; a Ford Taurus; it's only driven about once a week to the village and back

Claybourne: I'll drive. You frighten me something awful when you're behind the wheel.

Shirley: Oh, and you're a master of all six cylinders? You don't even 'ave your licence!

Claybourne: Neither do you!

Shirley: Yeah, well, at least I can keep the car on the road and not put it in a ditch.

Claybourne: That was that one time and I swear that Malcolm boy nearly ran me off the road with his SUV!

Shirley: 'E was drivin' a beat-up 1948 Prefect what 'is dad lent 'im!

Claybourne: I'm not arguing with you. Just get in!

Posted: 1:51 PM - Dec 21, 2011
Dick Lucas
<Sitting on the front porch steps, watching Clay and Shirley drive into town. Lights up a cigarette and thinks about what going on>

This is gonna be a holiday to remember:

Ol' Captain Peacock and Rumbold gone, beings they went home to London for Christmas.

Mrs. Slocumbe and Mrs. Axleby will be sittin' around, telling tales of yesteryears and bragging about each having a boyfriend.

<giggles> Funny that Mrs. Axleby would find the town butcher to hang out with along with Slocumbe and Mataxis during Thanksgiving.

Mavis still swarming over Claybourne...

But, that may change if Shirleys brother, Kevin comes in for the holidays.

And then, <sighes> Me and My Girl.

<Takes the last puff and tosses fag>

I wonder how this will go? Momma, Mrs. Humphries and Mrs. Brahms. All together, for the first time, for two whole weeks!!

Posted: 2:28 AM - Dec 22, 2011
Aidan
The car pulls up to the station; Claybourne and Shirley exit; she goes toward the village and he minces inside the station and takes out a large card sign that says Millstone Manor

Five minutes to go. I hope Mother got on the right train. Her mind isn't what it used to be.

Posted: 2:32 AM - Dec 22, 2011
Shirley
Shirley stops in the butcher's shoppe and purchases several pounds of sausage and three bags of flour

Cor! This lot's 'eavy!

She takes it back to the car and goes to wait with Claybourne for the arrival of their guests

Isn't that your mum comin' toward us? An' there's my mum! Mummy! Over here!

Posted: 8:37 AM - Dec 24, 2011
GBOwner
Please continue for another 2 week session.

GBOwner

Posted: 1:47 AM - Dec 25, 2011
Shirley
Mrs Brahms and Mrs Humphries trundle toward their grown offspring and the four embrace warmly; Mrs Lucas is bringing up the rear with Mrs Axelby

Shirley: Ooh, I wonder if we'll 'ave room for everyone in the car...

Claybourne: I have an idea. You take Mrs Lucas, Mrs Axelby, and your mother back to the manor. When you're done, just come back and get me and Mother. While we're waiting I'll get us a cup of tea.

Mrs Humphries: Such a good, clever boy!

Claybourne: . o (I'm over forty and she still calls me a boy. Hmmph!)

Shirley: . o (He's over fifty and she still calls him a boy. HA!)

Posted: 10:18 AM - Dec 27, 2011
Dick Lucas
~manor~

Gah, Blimey...what's takin' so long? <mumbles as he finishes the decorations on the porch>

I hope they all made it safe and sound, 'specially Momma. I hope she got on the right train this time.

I wonder if I should make a run into town and help out? I think I will.

<stepped into the Manor and told Mavis what his plans were, and grabbed the keys to his truck>

Golly, it'll be good to see Momma again. <sighes as he drives off>
~15 minutes on the road~

Well,well,well...lookit there. < he giggles as he sees the group of ladies heading towards the manor. He flags them down and both pull over>

Shirley: Where 'n thunder are you goin'? <she asks as she rolls down the window>

I was headin' into town to see if'n you needed some help. <he answers as he bends over to see all the ladies> 'Ello Momma...<he gasps as she rolls her window down and he leans in and kisses her cheek>

Shirley: 'Ere, I was only able to bring this lot and a few bags. The Humphries are still waitin' at the station.

That's fine love...< he answered as he stood up> I'll go fetch the rest of the ladies and get the luggage. You beautiful ladies go rest at the manor and I'll take care of the bags when I get back.

<kisses his momma again and gives Shirley a little peck on her cheek before walking back to the truck to go to the station>

BTW...Mavis and Betty has snacks and drinks ready for ya! < he yells as they take off.

~arriving at the station~

<seeing the two sitting at a table enjoying a spot o' tea>

Mother Humphries! < he cries out as he gets out of the truck and walks over to the table, arms open for a hug>

Mrs. Humphries: Oh my word! Dick, how wonderful to see you again. < she clammers as she rises up to hug him> What are you doing here?

I decided to come and help out. I thought there wouldn't be enough room in that other vehicle...so, here I am. <grins>

Claybourne: Good timing...come. This is where the luggage is being kept. < he follows Humphries to retrieve the luggage>

Posted: 2:36 AM - Dec 29, 2011
Aidan
Annie: (whispering to her son) Is this the one you were telling me about who's so keen on the girls? Likes to chase them?

Claybourne: Yes, that's him.

Annie: Hmmm...I don't know if I like you associating with young men like that.

Claybourne: Mother! I am over twenty-one, you know!

Annie: Don't you talk back to your mother, young man! Hmmph! Kids today...they reach fifty and they think they know everything...

Claybourne: MOTHER! I am not fifty!

Annie: (cuffs him behind his head) Don't lie to your mother!

Claybourne: OW! Mother! I'm not lying! You're bloody senile! I'm only forty-five!

Dick: Truth at last...

Posted: 10:05 AM - Dec 29, 2011
Dick Lucas
<giggles as he watches the two Humphries squabble with each other as they get into the truck, just loading the last luggage into the back>

Whoa boy, <he sighes> this IS gonna be fun.

Posted: 2:39 AM - Dec 30, 2011
Shirley
After arriving at the manor...

'Ere, you three get inside. It's too bloody parky out! Dick an' Claybourne should be back any minute now wif Annie. They can 'andle the bags for us.

Posted: 2:45 AM - Dec 30, 2011
Aidan
The two men and Annie arrive at the manor a few minutes later; Claybourne looks a bit irritable while Annie seems quite jolly

Shirley: Oi! You two! Give us a 'and wif these bags, right?

Annie: Go help the lady, son. I raised you to be a gentleman!

Claybourne: (muttering to himself) You raised me to be a pus-

Annie: What?

Claybourne: What? (pretending he hasn't said anything)

Annie: You said something?

Claybourne: You're hearing things again, Mother. Keep it up and I'll have to send you to the home.

Annie: YOU'LL DO NO SUCH THING! Now get those bags inside! The exercise will do you good. You've grown soft 'round the middle.

Claybourne: (muttering to himself again) You've gone soft in the head...

Annie: What was that?

Claybourne: Shady Pines, Ma.

Posted: 12:16 PM - Dec 30, 2011
Dick Lucas
<it was a fun ride back to the manor. listening to the two Humphries bicker at each other...they're worser than a married couple>

Don't worry Shirley, we'll take care of 'em. < he shouts as he pulls the luggage from the back>

<laughes to himself as he watches Annie scuffle into the manor after the "shady pine" remark...now knows where Claybourne gets the walk>

You two are startin' things right off...<looking at Claybourne as they walk towards the manor with some luggage>

Claybourne: Ugh! <gasps> I don't even want to TALK about it! <snaps as they ascend up the stairs and into the manor.>

Momma! < exclaims as he drops the luggage and runs to hugs her>

Mmmm, I've missed you so...< hugging her tight and kissing her forehead>

Posted: 11:16 PM - Dec 30, 2011
Shirley
Betty and Mavis enter with tea trays full of boiling hot tea and small sandwiches

Betty: We thought you all might like a little nibble of something when you arrived. Now, we have cucumber, cheese, tuna salad, and chicken salad.

Axelby: How about a coupla gin an' tonics, Betty Baby?

Betty: ETHEL! (puts the tray down and embraces her old friend)

Claybourne: It's all too much, I've overcome! (presses handkerchief to mouth)

Annie: Oh, isn't this lovely? We've all got a bit of our family here for Christmas!

Shirley: I don't know about you, Mrs Humphries, but I think of Claybourne as my little bruvver and Betty as my-

Betty: (in a warning tone) Watch it, Shirley.

Shirley: Er, I think of Betty as my slightly older sister. And of course, I suppose we all know how I feel about Dick.

Claybourne: The feeling is mutual. (realises what he just said and what Shirley meant, then face-palms)

Posted: 12:31 PM - Dec 31, 2011
Dick Lucas
There's nothing like family for the holidays! <exclaims as he walks towards Claybourne>

I've got me bestest friend in the world here...< hugs Claybourne with a sideways hug> My Momma and me beautiful lady.

Plus, <looking around the room> Father Christmas has blessed me with a whole room of gorgeous ladies to mingle with during the season!

Now tell me life isn't good. <giggles his usual giggle>

Posted: 11:24 AM - Jan 01, 2012
GBOwner
Today starts a New Year with new goals, fun and the endless pursuit of happiness! The pensioners welcome 2012 all being amazed with how fast the time flew in 2011.

Posted: 2:22 AM - Jan 02, 2012
Aidan
Christmas Day has come and everyone can be found relaxing by the tree while a merry fire crackles in the hearth; the 'family' has already opened their gifts and are chatting idly about this and that

Strange...this egg nog jug was full not half an hour ago. glares at Betty I wonder where it all went...

Oh well, I'll go make up another batch. Would anyone care for some sausage rolls? I'll get the crackers while I'm in the kitchen.

Posted: 12:28 PM - Jan 02, 2012
Dick Lucas
You know me and sausages! <he states as he gets up to help and follows Claybourne into the kitchen and notices it snowing outside>

Hey ladies! <he hollers back into the main room> It's SNOWING! C'mon, lets get dressed and have a snowball fight! <grins>

Betty: Umph, daft boy! I'm not moving from this comfy chair, warm fire 'neath me feet and my pussy purring up a storm for some stupid snowball fight, and I am unanimous in that!!

<All others nodded along...including Momma>

Awe, c'mon...<he whimpered like a little boy> drats! <he sighed as he moped back into the kitchen>

Claybourne: What's wrong sour puss? < he giggles as he gets the crackers ready on the tray>

No one wants to have a snowball fight...lookit goin' out thar! <he points to the window> beautiful ain't it?

Claybourne: Mmm, yess, yess it is...but you have to remember...You and Shirley are really the only young ones here...excluding Mavis of course. I, myself, never got into snowball fights.

I know, I'll ask Shirley if she wants to go for a sleigh ride. It's the perfect winter scene.

Oh Shirley....

Posted: 9:42 PM - Jan 02, 2012
Aidan
Claybourne takes a large snowball from just outside the kitchen's back door and follows Dick

That's not to say that I never had a bit of fun with snow. Hee hee hee!

Claybourne waits until just the right moment and shoves the snowball down Dick's pyjama trousers

Posted: 10:09 AM - Jan 03, 2012
Dick Lucas
<shrieks!> Why YOU!! <grabbing his pyjama bottoms, shaking and tugging to release the snow> I'm gonna git'ya!...

<Onery grin as he heads towards Claybourne, who, has made a mad dash into the living quarters where the ladies were enjoying their leizure...

One man running through the room with silky pyjamas and bunny slippers, being chased by another man, whose pyjama bottom has a wet spot right at the crotch, holding a big handfull of snow...

The ladies just look at them, then at each other.>

Annie: Boys! They never grow up, do they?

<others chime in, agreeing...Shirley just hides her face in her hand, shaking her head, until Lucas trips and some snow falls on her back...

OH CRAP!! <He cries out as he runs into the other room, Followed closely behind by Shirley>

Posted: 12:45 AM - Jan 04, 2012
Aidan
It's all go at Millstone Manor!

Now, what shall we do for New Year's? Hmm?

Posted: 12:47 AM - Jan 04, 2012
Shirley
Shirley catches up with Dick and tackles him to the ground, whereupon she shoves the snowball down his trousers again; shrieks fill the room

What was that, Clay? I dunno. I'm all for getting hammered on cheap plonk and watching telly.

Posted: 12:27 PM - Jan 04, 2012
Dick Lucas
I dunno, maybe we could go to Mr. Mataxis' place. You know, wine and dine the new year in.

Posted: 11:21 PM - Jan 04, 2012
Shirley
Shirley: That actually sounds nice. Wonder if 'e's gonna be open for a New Year's Eve party?

Betty: I'll just go call him and find out...

Betty goes and rings Kit Mataxis while Claybourne picks up the strewn paper

Betty: He says he wasn't, but for us he'll have one! We're all invited, starting at nine o'clock New Year's Eve until two in the morning.

Shirley: How sweet! Now you'd best take it easy on the ouzo. You know 'ow you get sometimes...

Posted: 11:25 PM - Jan 04, 2012
Aidan
Claybourne: Oh! I'm all a-dither! I shall have to go back to London and get my tuxedo from our old house. Mother, did you leave my formal wear in the back of my closet like I asked you?

Annie: That lot you left behind in your closet? I thought you didn't want any of it any more. I let that dandy lad from across the street have a go at it. For some odd reason all he took were a couple of sequinned dresses. What they were doing in there, I've no idea!

Claybourne: WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU?!

Claybourne races off to ring his mother's neighbours while Annie shakes her head in confusion

Posted: 11:09 AM - Jan 05, 2012
Dick Lucas
Well, I'll worry about me clothes later, right now, I have to do some shoveling.

<goes to change into warmer attire while the ladies chat about what they're going to wear for the big night>

Shirley: It's not really that deep yet. Do you have to start now?

Well love, the way I see it, if I start while it's light, it won't over take us later and we'll be able to make the trip.

<leans in to give a peck on the lips> Isn't that funny about the dresses in Clay's closet? <he snickers in a whisper>

<heading out>

Momma: Be carefull Dickie, don't let yoursef git to cold now!

Posted: 4:16 PM - Jan 05, 2012
Aidan
Fast forward to New Year's Eve...

Everyone's frantically rushing to get into their best frocks for the evening; Claybourne is waiting at the bottom of the stairs in his tuxedo with his mother, Betty, and Ethel Axelby; he goes to the foot of the stairs and cries out...

ARE YOU FREE, MR LUCAS?

Posted: 1:58 PM - Jan 06, 2012
Dick Lucas
I'm FREE, Mr. Humphries! < yells out as he approaches the top, wearing a dinner jacket, slacks and dress shoes.>

Waiting on the ladies to finish up. <upon saying, Shirley, Mrs. Brahms and Momma show up, looking devine>

I feel like Heffner with all these beautiful ladies around me! <he smirks as they decend the stairs slowly, due to Momma's trick knee>

Clay: umph! If only.

Posted: 10:58 PM - Jan 06, 2012
Aidan
Right, I've pulled the car around. It's going to be a tight fit tonight. Fortunately, Morris and Mavis are ringing in the new year with some of the locals down at the pub, so we may possibly run into them. Everyone ready? Right! Shirley and Mother shall ride up front with me. The rest of you can squeeze into the back. I have also elected myself as Designated Driver, so I shall only be partaking in a little champagne at midnight. The rest of you can get pissed!

Betty and Ethel look elated

Oh, and Betty? You keep your hands to yourself, Sauce Pot!

Posted: 11:03 PM - Jan 06, 2012
Shirley
The ride is uneventful, even though Claybourne swore he spotted Malcolm Heathcliff cruise by in the back of a truck with some of the local lads, already drunk; the six friends and family arrive at Kit Mataxis' humble restaurant a few minutes early

Oh calm down, Clay. 'E couldn't 'ave seen you, even if 'e wasn't so pissed 'e couldn't see straight. Now just relax. We're gonna 'ave a great time tonight! I plan on drinking an entire bottle of Don Perry-non before twelve.

Posted: 11:32 AM - Jan 07, 2012
Dick Lucas
Boy Momma, you've got the boniest butt cheeks! <snickers as she slides off his lap to the ground, rubs his lap to circulate the blood again>

<gets out and helps the others untangle themselves and enter the restaurant>

Thank you so much for opening just for us. <states as he shakes Mr. Mataxis' hand>

Mataxis: My Pleezure, my boy...<estactic to see all, especially his Beautiful Meees. Slocumbe, whom he welcomes with a kiss on the back of the hand, followed by a girlish giggle from her>

<One big long table set up, so they all could be together. Four on each side, the child facing their mothers, Betty facing Ethel.

It was a perfect evening...

After dinner, Mataxis played his Bazookee and his son Lucas sang along. >

Ok if I dance with Momma first? <Lucas whispers to Shirley, who is snookered off her butt.>

Shirley: I get the New Year one. < she smiled and giggled>

Momma, lets dance. <upon saying, stands up and reaches for her, and she accepts and they walk over and waltzes to the music>

<Mataxis at one time even dances with Betty. Everyone danced and enjoyed themselves as they rang in the new year together as family and friends...

...5,4,3,2,1!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! They all cheer as they tip the champagne glasses together and sip, then hug. Dick and Shirley kiss and start to dance, wishing each other the happiest of new years.>

Posted: 12:10 AM - Jan 08, 2012
Aidan
Betty is getting hammered on gin and tonics; she begins flirting with Claybourne, much to his chagrin

Betty: D'ya wanna dance, Gaybourne?

Claybourne: I BEG YOUR PARDON?!

Betty: Oh c'mon! We'll trip the light fantastic!

Claybourne: (pushing the ouzo bottle away) I think you've had too much already...

Posted: 12:14 AM - Jan 08, 2012
Shirley
Shirley and Dick slow-dance, then she has an idea; she whispers something into his ear and his face splits into a wide grin

Posted: 12:36 PM - Jan 08, 2012
Dick Lucas
I love the way you think love...<he onerey giggles as they head to the loo. Shirley enters first, Lucas lingers to look around, making sure they are not noticed, then enters>

I love this kinkiness in you. < he coos as they commence>

Posted: 12:57 PM - Jan 08, 2012
Deleted User
<sitting at a corner table with Mrs. Brahm, watching the party and see's the two sneak into the loo.>

Are you as proud of yours as I am of mine? < she looks at Connie and smiles >

Connie: Oh yeah..<she giggles as they clink their glasses and take a sip>

OMG! Lookit Betty and Ethel ! <pointing>

Posted: 5:50 PM - Jan 08, 2012
Shirley
As the two lovers return from their moment of glory in the toilet, Betty and Ethel have clambered onto two tables and kicked up their heels to an old Elton John song...

Betty and Ethel: (in dubious harmony) So goodbye yellow brick road, where the dogs of society howl...ya can't plant me in yer penthouse, I'm goin' back to mah plough!

Shirley: (sighing) At least they're not driving...

Posted: 10:55 AM - Jan 09, 2012
Dick Lucas
<still in a romantic mood, arm drapped around Shirley and kissing on her neck, startled by the sound of broken dishes...

looking up towards the two dancers, Kit and Lucas are bellowing applause about and throwing plates, Lucas even grabs Annie and prominades her around the table while Kit plays his Bazookee...

Annie's shocked at first, tries to fight, but as Lucas insists, she's follows along and has a glorious time dancing the fast step... sporty

Claybourne has a horrified look on his face, watching his mother sway around with a much younger man...

Momma and Connie are bouncing to the music, clapping in unison...

Betty and Ethel starting to flaunt what they have....<blimey!!>

Me and Shirley laughing at everyone and everything.

Ol' Mataxsis is gonna have fun cleaning up this joint tomorrow.>

What a great way to start the new year ginandtonic ...this is gonna hurt in the morning.

Posted: 12:19 PM - Jan 10, 2012
Deleted User
It's been a long time since I've had this much fun. <she looks at Connie and pours another glass of ouzo> Y'no, I may just move up here. I do miss me boy so much.

<at that time, Lucas comes by and asks if one of them wants to dance along, Momma declines and coaxes Connie to, who gladly accepts and joins>

<Looks over and sees the two lovers getting cozy again>

Thats my boy! <she sighes as she gets up and walks to the door, stepping out and lighting up.

Hears a bit of commotion a few doors down and decides to check it out. It's a bar. Looks alright, for a bar. Decided to check it out. enters.>

Posted: 12:39 PM - Jan 10, 2012
Dick Lucas
< the two lovers have forgotten where they are, luckily, when they returned from the loo, they sat in a corner booth...things were starting to quite heavy when...> <tapping on table....both jump>

Wha the 'ell?! Clay!

Claybourne: It's time to go! <he shrieks>

Oh, don't get your knickers in a twitch. <he laughes as he starts kissing Shirley again>

Claybourne: C'mon! We have to get Mother away from that young Greek Cassanova!!

Shirley: Aww, Clay. <she giggles looking over Dicks shoulder> Don't like the idea of your mother being a cougar? <roars like a cat, giggles along with Dick>

Claybourne: Auugh!! <walks away and out the door> Why, o why did I make myself designated driver?? <glances over and sees the bar> To hell with it, and them! <waltzes over and enters to see...

Momma Lucas sitting on the counter, men surrounding her, moving her lips around...then whoa! she pulls out a cherry stem, tied in a knot!!!

Now knows where Dick gets his talent from...giggles>

Momma Lucas! < he gasps in surprise delight and shock>

Momma: Wilberforce Darlin'! <she shouts out as she reaches for him, making the crowded men look at each other in dismay> Have a drink darlin'. < she orders as she hands him a whiskey> This'll make a man outta ya.

Claybourne: What the 'ell. <he grins as he downs it, gasps and everyone cheers.>

Mavis: MR.HUMPHRIES!!! < she cheers as she runs up to him and wraps her arms around his neck> Happy New Year, Turtle Dove! <then she kisses him.>

Claybourne: Bartender! 'Nother round!!!

Posted: 1:07 PM - Jan 11, 2012
Deleted User
I knew that would do it! <she giggles as everyone takes their drinks and cheers, swigging 'em down, then she watched Mavis drag Claybourne to the mechanical bull and was so surprised that he GOT on>

Way to go Wilberforce!! <she cheers as the bull starts to run, clapping for him>

Man: 'Cuse me Ma'am. < she hears a faint whisper and a tug on her skirt tail> May I have a dance with you?

< She looks over to see a timid, elderly gent..around 60ish, white hair and the most beautiful blueish white eyes, looking up at her>

Man: My name is Gordon. Gordon Bannister Ma'am. And I would consider it an honor to have the first dance of the New year with a fine lady like yourself. <he bows as he states, holding her hand softly>

On one condition, <she smiled> If you call me Wendy.

Man: Ok, <pauses> Wendy, will you have this dance with me?

I'd be delighted. <she sighes as the men help her off the counter and they walk over to the jukebox and select a song to dance to.>

Posted: 6:36 PM - Jan 11, 2012
Dick Lucas
Connie: Hey you two! <she giggles as she pops her head thru the curtain> come join the party!

Shirley: Ok Mummy,

Blimey! It's 2:30a! <Lucas states as he checks his watch> I think its time to head back to the manor.

Shirley: I <hiccup> agree...< drunk giggles as she takes another drink of ouzo>

You sit here. I'll start gathering everyone. <stands up too fast and falls back down>

Shirley: That was fast...<laughes and falls against him>

Ohh, me head...<he sighes as he grabs his head and gets up again, leans Shirley into the corner...

going towards the party, he sees that the chef and the waiter had joined in, making it easier for all the ladies to have a partner for dancing. It looked like all were having a blast.

{Shame to break it up} he thinks as he leans against the wall and watches. Then he notices a few missing. >

Where's Momma? Clay? He snaps to attention. MOMMA!

<He starts a frantic search throughout the restaurant. Checking every nook and cranney. He asks the newest party member and he stated that he only saw the guy with the funny walk leave 1/2 hr ago...

Goes into the back and wakes up Shirley, telling her whats going on. She automatically gets up and grabs her stuff.>

Shirley: Maybe she's out in the car sleeping, it is way past her bedtime.

I sure hope so...<he gasps, panic look on face> I'll just die if something 'appened...

Shirley: Nothings 'appened, darling...<she shushed him while hugging him> We'll find her...<as they stepped outside and looked into the car, then noticed the bar still open> Maybe she went into the bar to stay warm. <she said as she dragged Lucas into it>

I dddon't think so love...<he said reluctantly trying to pull away> Momma would never...<upon saying he looks in and sees his momma dancing closely with another gentleman>

MOMMA!

Posted: 4:19 AM - Jan 13, 2012
Aidan
Claybourne is at the bar and hears Dick calling for his mum like a lost child; Mrs Lucas stops her dance just long enough to order a martini

Claybourne: Oi, Mrs Lucas...when are you going to pop out and let your son know that you're all right?

Mrs Lucas: Oh, I'll give him a couple more minutes of panic. He used to do it to me all the time, staying out late and coming home at three in the morning. I'd threaten him, cry, plead, and he'd be good for a little while. Then it was back to his shenanigans.

Claybourne: Hmmm...all of a sudden I don't regret having children...

Mrs Lucas: Oh, now, it's not all bad. Dick is still a very sweet boy. I just hope that Shirley can get him to settle down properly. As for you...it's not too late, you know.

Claybourne: (rolls his eyes) Stranger things have happened...

Mrs Lucas winks at him over the top of her martini and sips it demurely while her new 'friend' waits

Posted: 3:08 PM - Jan 13, 2012
Dick Lucas
<Frantically works his way thru the crowded room to the counter where Clay and Momma were sitting, pulling Shirley along with him>

Momma! Didn't you hear me calling for you? How long 'ave you been over 'ere? Why are you over here? And, who the bloody 'ell was that MAN I saw you dancing 'ith?!?

<Shirlely sits next to Clay and orders a beer, and giggles as the two watch Dick act like a 5 yr old towards his momma>

Momma: Now Dickie, <she smiled as she placed her hand along his cheek> Remember, we're all adults here. <glances over and beckons Gordon to come over> This is Gordon...<she introduces as he arrives> and all we were doing was dancing...

more than I can say 'bout you and Shirley romping in the loo...<she smiled.>

<Clay looked at Shirley with a "say wha?" look, and Dick froze, with a stunned look on face>

<Gordon offers his hand for another dance and Momma accepts with a big grin> Now, you three have fun. < off they went to dance again>

<Dick sits where Momma was, and Shirley blushing beet red.>

And 'ere, we thought we were being so sneaky...<he whispers as he orders a whiskey>

Bartender: That's the trouble 'th you young'uns...sometimes, you think you invented it...<winks as he places the order down> this one on th' house...<walks away laughing>

Gah blimey!

Posted: 12:40 AM - Jan 14, 2012
Aidan
Claybourne watches them dance and cups his chin in his hand with a sigh; he begins singing softly to himself...

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need?

The bartender politely suggests that he go to karaoke next door at the Prancing Pony; Claybourne face-palms

Posted: 12:20 PM - Jan 14, 2012
Dick Lucas
<Lifts glass along with Shirley> Happy New Year.
<Clay lifts his and clicks along, whispers it along with the two>

Whatta way to start the year...<snickers>

Posted: 1:30 AM - Jan 15, 2012
Aidan
After another hour of dancing, Claybourne goes to get the car; he's very tired, but otherwise sober as he sings softly to himself

Do you know what's worth fighting for? When it's not worth dying for? Does it take your breath away and you feel yourself suffocating? Does the pain weigh out the pride and you look for a place to hide? Did someone break your heart inside? You're in ruins... One, twenty-one guns! Lay down your arms! Give up the fight!

He belts out the chorus as a figure watches from the shadows

Posted: 1:36 AM - Jan 15, 2012
Shirley
Shirley steps out for a bit of fresh air and chuckles softly to herself as she listens to Claybourne singing Green Day; then she sees a figure step out of the shadows, headed toward her friend; the light catches the boy's face - it's Malcolm Heathcliff!

OI! YOU GET AWAY FROM 'IM THIS INSTANT, YA BULLY!

Malcolm freezes in his tracks; Claybourne whips around, then cowers in fear at the sight of Malcolm, Mavis' ex-boyfriend; Brahms marches over, fists balled, ready to rumble

I 'AVE 'AD ENOUGH OF YOUR RUBBISH, YOUNG MAN! IF YOU SO MUCH AS PUT ONE TOE OUT OF PLACE I SWEAR I WILL KNOCK EACH AN' EVERY TOOTH OUT OF YOUR 'EAD!

Malcolm staggers back, surprised and bewildered

Posted: 12:21 PM - Jan 15, 2012
Dick Lucas
<sitting at the bar, watching everyone, especially his Momma. He's never seen her so perky and jolly in all his years. Could it be HE held her back all this time? She still has spunk, there's no denying. Looks at his watch, it is definately time to go, gets up and walks to Momma>

Momma, it's time to go. <he gently states as he reaches for her hand>

Gordon: With hers and your permission lad, I'll make sure she gets home. <he smiles as he takes her other hand and leans in and kisses the top>

Momma? you ok with that? <looking concern. She nods, smiling big. So he leans in and kisses her cheek.>

Alright then, be careful. <pats her shoulder gently, as he walks away to the door>

Gordon and others: Thats a mighty fine lad you have there Wendy...<all kinds of comments are heard, and her comments back make him feel alot better about leaving her there>

<Stepping out and lighting up. Still can't believe he's gonna leave his mother at a bar. Shakes his head and notices some shadows down the way...

watches, then sees a sexy shadow ready to rumble with fists curled up.
{is that Shirley?} thinks as he steps closer, then hears:

I 'AVE 'AD ENOUGH OF YOUR RUBBISH, YOUNG MAN! IF YOU SO MUCH AS PUT ONE TOE OUT OF PLACE I SWEAR I WILL KNOCK EACH AN' EVERY TOOTH OUT OF YOUR 'EAD!

{yep, thats me fiesty minx} giggles as he rushes over, grabs Shirley by the waist, and asks>

What's the bloody 'ell is goin' on 'ere? <looks over at the new chap> Who the bloody 'ell are you?

Posted: 1:09 AM - Jan 16, 2012
Aidan
Malcolm sees Dick walking up as well and bolts; Claybourne is relieved

Oh thank heavens! I am not the fighting sort at all!

Gets his key out and unlocks the vehicle

That was Malcolm Heathcliff, Mavis' ex-boyfriend. He's been giving me problems since we arrived here. For some reason he thinks I'm involved with Mavis. She's more than half my age! I was starting at Grace Brothers when she was just a twinkle in her father's eye.

Claybourne looks around

Where's our mothers? Where's Betty and Mrs Axelby?

Posted: 11:27 AM - Jan 16, 2012
Dick Lucas
<Glancing over to the restuarant, the three see that it is locked up tight and lights out. No vehicles in front, except theirs.>

Mr. Mataxis must've took them to the manor. Momma's new friend<finger movement> is taking her there later.

Hey Clay, did you know the chef and bus boy started in on the party as well? Your mother was dancing with two other younger studs after you left! < teasing him as they got into the car>

<Shirley once again made the "roar" sound and claw movement with her hand, both her and Dick started laughing>

Claybourne: AUUGH! That woman! <he gasps as he puts the car into reverse and drives off like a banche>

<They arrive in no time at the manor..Almost hit a few things on the way, but nevertheless, got there in record time, to see two cars already parked in front and lights on in the lobby area...

Entering, they see that the party is Still going on...

Mr. Mataxis playing his bazookee, the chef on the piano. Connie singing along with the chef, Betty pouring drinks and laughing it up with Ethel and the busboy, and Annie dancing around with Lucas.>

Blimey, I thought they'd be tuckered out by now. <hands on hips, amazed at these older ones still up and having fun>

Shirley: Looks like Mummy's having fun finally. I was starting to worry about her.

Claybourne faints.

Posted: 1:51 AM - Jan 17, 2012
Aidan
The next morning more than a few of them have hangovers; Claybourne, having drunk very little, is up and making breakfast for the lot; just to be an ass he goes upstairs with a metal ladle and a big pot; with plugs in his ears he begins clanging the ladle against the pot

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

Breakfast is ready! Full English! Eggs, bacon, sausages, ham, kippers, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, toast, and tea!

Claybourne goes downstairs whistling The Bitch is Back by Elton John

Posted: 4:32 PM - Jan 17, 2012
Dick Lucas
<jumps with a quick jerk and falls out of bed, grabbing his head...Shirley grabs a pillow and covers her head>

I'm gonna kill me a pixie this mornin'!! <growls>

Ohhh, me head.

Posted: 10:29 PM - Jan 17, 2012
Aidan
...but the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back, oh whoa-oh!

Ah, there you are!

Everyone trundles down the stairs looking bleary-eyed and wonky; Dick's giving Claybourne the evil-eye

I trust you all slept well. Breakfast is served!

Pours himself a cup of tea and tucks in to his fried...well, nearly everything

Posted: 11:22 PM - Jan 20, 2012
Dick Lucas
<later that evening, when all the hangovers are gone and everyone is relaxing once again in front of the fireplace, Claybourne serves up some chicken salad sandwiches and tea. Phone rings and Mavis answers>

Mavis: Mr. Lucas? <she walks in, carrying the cordless that Young Mr. Grace supplied the manor > It's for you.

Thanks sweety. 'Ello? <listens for awhile with a few "ahuhs" in between> Really? No way! Let me talk with Shirley and get back with ya. <hangs up>

Hey Shirley, < he nudges her as she sat reading a book> That was Tom. Remember him? He was the guy whose company renovated this manor a few months ago? Anywho, he's needin' an extra fella and wants me to join up on this new job he has in line.

Shirley: Really? Where at? and how long?

Something Shire, didn't really catch it. But the pay will be good, and for only a few months.

Claybourne: What about here?

I've got this place pretty well stocked with firewood and the barn is full of hay. Windows are either boarded up or have the plastic on 'em...and the extra income would be a treat.

Shirley: but how many months?

One, maybe two, tops!

Shirley: don't like it.

But, love, we're slacked on tourist due to season...and it'll only be for awhile. I'll start packin'. <gets up and heads to room>

Shirley: tsk, once his mind's set, there's no changin' it.

Momma: Ain't that the truth.

Posted: 6:50 AM - Jan 21, 2012
Aidan
Oh dear...I hope he'll reconsider. We do have that group of French tourists coming in early February, and several couples are booked for Valentine's Day weekend. Not to mention the early spring crowd that thinks it's terribly interesting to see how we plant our fields.

Posted: 11:23 PM - Jan 21, 2012
Libby_W
<coming down the hall, whistling, with a bag in each hand and his coat on. Looking at everyone looking at him with frowns>

Gah, blimey folks, I won't be gone THAT long! <he states as he walks to the door and puts his bags down, then walks back to Momma>

Momma, you behave yourself with that gentleman friend of yours.
<kisses her forehead and tells her he loves her>

<Takes Shirleys hand and walks to the door. Shirleys' misty eyed...sniffling...>

Oh love, don't worry, just a month or two...I need to do this! Not just for me for all here at the manor. < wraps his arms around her and kisses her deeply>

I'll send you letters with some money....<and out the door he went>

Posted: 3:35 PM - Jan 23, 2012
Aidan
We might as well end this one, GB, and start a new one. What do you think?

Posted: 3:38 PM - Jan 23, 2012
GBOwner
I agree. Want to start the new thread?

Posted: 3:41 PM - Jan 23, 2012
Aidan
Sure, works for me.