Posted: 9:45 AM - Jun 14, 2009
Eva
<walks over to counter and telephone begins ringining. Picks it up and places it to ear.>

[sounding posh] "Hello, Ladies' Intimate Appareal... [common] Oh, 'ello Mrs. Slocombe... what was that, you're going to be in late. Whatever for? Well if you need to take your pussy to the vet... Cpatain Peacock... he's not here at the moment, it's only me, Mr. Lucas and Mr. 'Umphries... I'll let 'im know as soon as he gets in... see you later..."

<places telephone down and pulls the frills of blouse out from the inside of vest>

Posted: 4:41 AM - Aug 10, 2009
Eva
<lunch bell rings>

"Blimey! Is it dinner time already? I wonder how Tiddles is going."