RPG #1

Posted: 8:13 AM - Jan 05, 2009
GBOwner
Today is a somewhat quiet day at Grace Brothers. The Holidays and the hectic times surrounding that has finally past and the workers are ready to work and make some sales once again. Meanwhile at the ladies counter there is a gathering of staff...

Posted: 11:19 AM - Jan 06, 2009
angel
I had a nice New Years party! I met the most interesting character there...

Posted: 3:12 AM - Jan 07, 2009
Eva
Don't keep us in suspense!

Posted: 5:27 PM - Jan 07, 2009
angel
You know the tiara I always wear to parties? Well he snatched it right off my head since he wanted to be queen for the night! ohmy

Posted: 3:40 AM - Jan 08, 2009
belbelchic
I wonder who played the king??

Posted: 4:57 AM - Jan 08, 2009
Eva
Ohhh! What did he look like?

Posted: 8:14 AM - Jan 08, 2009
angel
A friend I was with ended up being the King I guess since they were gone for quite some time! I didn't see them most of the night...

Posted: 8:19 AM - Jan 08, 2009
angel
He was tall, tanned with blue eyes and wavy hair. Much to my liking of course and to my friend's as well as it turned out to be!! Who would have thought!! ohmy

Posted: 3:04 AM - Jan 10, 2009
belbelchic
Well i spent my new year, polishing my pussy's trophies, its become a usual thing nowadays, they do become dusty, and not to mention the cobwebs......, and i gave tiddles a bath as well..

Posted: 8:47 AM - Jan 10, 2009
angel
Isn't dust the pits?! What is the most unusual trophy Tiddles has?
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Posted: 10:11 AM - Jan 11, 2009
GBOwner
Storyline continues for another week. Please carry on...

Posted: 3:36 PM - Jan 11, 2009
Eva
Oh, Mrs Slocombe, I just remembered Tiddles had a competiton the other week. You never told us 'ow it went. Sorry to cut you off Mr. 'Umphries 🙂

Posted: 3:40 PM - Jan 11, 2009
TimD
That's quite alright. I think Captain Peacock is waving his finger at me, I'd better get back to my counter! (I hope you don't mind my asking this, but I assume I can resume dialog on the Men's counter thread, while my alter ego is FREE to continue speaking with the ladies)

Posted: 3:51 PM - Jan 11, 2009
GBOwner
That would probably work just as well-after all the Men's and Ladies Depts have to work together anyhow! This game will be tweaked as we go along and encounter different situations like this for example.

I will add a perk that Mr Humphries is the only character who can multitask in both departments due to his high charisma! 🙂

Please carry on..

Posted: 7:54 AM - Jan 20, 2009
belbelchic
Well i took Tiddles to the pussy saloon that day, she looked so fluffy...and well you never guess, my Tiddles was the only old cat there, and you wouldnt believe it, won all the trophies for her age group. she even won the award for the cat with the most teeth missing. I'm so proud of her.. So now i have more trophies to dust and polish

Posted: 5:22 AM - Jan 21, 2009
Eva
Congratulate 'er for me, Mrs Slocombe!

*looks around*

We better belt up, you've got a customer...

MOD EDIT: Continued in the Ladies' Dept HERE

Posted: 11:16 PM - Feb 18, 2009
TimD
Captain Peacock, Lord WeebleAbleSmith has called asking if the Lady has been in today.

Posted: 11:26 PM - Feb 23, 2009
TimD
"Captain Peacock, are you free?"

Posted: 9:00 AM - Feb 26, 2009
stv
<Capt Peacock acting all floorwalker-like>

Yes?

Posted: 5:34 PM - Feb 26, 2009
TimD
Lord WeebleAbleSmith has phoned asking if the Lady has been in today. Have you any word?

Posted: 11:26 AM - Feb 28, 2009
stv
<Looking furtively around>

<whispers>Not at the moment!

Posted: 8:26 PM - Feb 28, 2009
TimD
<<to himself>>
My word! What ever can that mean?
<<Returns to the men's counter>>

Posted: 10:44 PM - Mar 05, 2009
stv
<Disappears for a few minutes>

Posted: 11:47 PM - Mar 07, 2009
Eva
<skulks back over to the ladies' department>

Posted: 9:35 AM - Mar 08, 2009
GBOwner
<Canteen Break!>

Posted: 8:37 AM - Apr 02, 2009
Cyril
<walks out of the lift and down to the center display stand>

Posted: 10:34 AM - Apr 05, 2009
Cyril
<shouting>

Is anybody here going to direct me to the gentleman's department. I'm a very important person, and am late for a meeting!

Posted: 10:11 AM - Apr 07, 2009
belbelchic
Mrs Slocombe, notices that there is no one to serve the customer, and so walks towards the customer.

"Good Afternoon Sir, I'm from the ladies department, can i help you with anything today???"

Flutters her eyelids and tries to give a sexy smile 😀

Posted: 1:41 AM - Apr 08, 2009
Cyril
No, thankyou, I need the gentlemen's department. Thanks for the offer though.

<smiles apologetically>

Posted: 9:44 AM - Apr 08, 2009
belbelchic
"Ohh, are you sure??, after all we are all human, and i am married, and i need the commision. Are you sure i can't help you with what you want, i dont like seeing a gentleman like yourself to have to wait to being served.."
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Posted: 11:56 AM - Apr 08, 2009
Libby_W
walking towards the customer: Are you being served, Sir?

Posted: 1:51 AM - Apr 14, 2009
Cyril
"This lady is try to help me, but I'd prefer it if you would show me what you have in Y-Fronts"

Posted: 9:55 AM - Apr 14, 2009
Libby_W
Y-Fronts! Why yes indeed, we have a whole line of y-fronts right over here...<placing one hand behind the customer and motioning towards the mens counter with the other>

Now, if you will follow me...<nudging customer towards counter>

let's see now, <pulling items from under the counter>

We have the extra, extra virgin, extra virgin, virgin, and been around the block style..<stating what they are as he flops them on the counter>

Posted: 9:03 PM - Apr 14, 2009
Cyril
I like those vigrin ones, how much are they?

Posted: 1:21 PM - Apr 17, 2009
Libby_W
Very nice selection sir, I see you have a sense of style and comfort. This paticular brand of Y-Fronts goes for 20 with a complentary kerchief.

Posted: 5:27 AM - Apr 18, 2009
Cyril
I do like the sound of that. How strong are they?

Posted: 3:37 PM - Apr 20, 2009
Libby_W
Ahh, strength. yes yes...<thinking fast and hard>

I see that I am dealing with a fellow of wits, as well as having the sense of comfort and style...

Now this, my dear fellow, is the strongest YET softest material ever used in the Y-fronts. Guaranteed to hold it's position, <pushing his fist thru the material to show strength> but feels like you have nothing on.
<brushing it against the gentlemans cheek>

Posted: 3:36 AM - Apr 21, 2009
Cyril
Would somebody be able to model them for me. I must know how good they look on an actula human being before I buy them

Posted: 9:43 AM - Apr 21, 2009
Libby_W
model? ahhh yess, yess. Mr. Humphries, are you free?

Posted: 4:47 PM - Apr 22, 2009
Libby_W
I see he is not free at this moment...Sir, if you would, let's go into the change room and I will model this pair of Y-fronts for you.

< motioning the customer toward the curtains of the mens change room>

Posted: 2:19 AM - Apr 28, 2009
Cyril
Thankyou kind sir

<follows Mr. Lucas into the change room and pulls the curtain shut>

Posted: 11:47 AM - Apr 28, 2009
Libby_W
Let me step back here and slip this on. <stating as he unfastens his belt and pants>

<slips off his boxers and pulls on the Y-fronts, adjusts>

As you can see sir, <brags as he comes from the back> This pair of virgin Y-fronts holds you snuggly, <squats> <rises>

and very soft to your lady touch. <turns back toward customer and slaps both hands on bum>

Posted: 4:39 AM - Apr 29, 2009
Cyril
Would you mind if I were to touch them? The Y-fronts, that is.

Posted: 11:44 PM - Apr 29, 2009
Libby_W
MIND!! <in high pitched tone>

Of course I mind! <in a panic state as he grabs a cover from the table and wraps around his waist>

Now, I've demostrated the strength and the comfort of these Y-fronts. Do you want to buy them or not?!

Posted: 3:44 AM - Apr 30, 2009
Cyril
"I don't tjink I want them now!"

<stalks out of the fitting room>

Posted: 1:35 PM - Apr 30, 2009
Libby_W
Gah, Blimey! < exasperated as he forgets that he's covered with a sheet, walks out onto the floor>

Did you see that Mr. Humphries? <motioning toward the customer as he walks to the lifts with one hand, holding the sheet with the other>

Not only did I lose commission, I nearly got molested!!

Posted: 9:01 PM - May 01, 2009
angel
What in heaven's name happened in the dressing room?!

Posted: 11:12 PM - May 01, 2009
Libby_W
That chap that just left...<gasping from disgust>

He first asked to see the selections of Y-fronts. I showed him.

Then he asked how strong they were, I showed him. <showing Mr. Humphries how he show him>

Then he asked if someone could model a pair. I looked for you, but you were busy, so I took him into the fitting room and modeled a pair for him...<pulling apart the sheet to expose the pair of Y-fronts being modeled>

I even showed him how comfortable they were...<squatting and bending>

Then, you'll never believe it Mr. Humphries... <swallows hard>

He asked to TOUCH them...<eyes opened wide, pulls sheets closed fast!>

Posted: 7:43 AM - May 06, 2009
angel
Oh Mr Lucas-I'm surprised you did that! <covering mouth and eyes wide open> <with a twinkle in his eyes>-I wish I would have been in your shoes because there would have been a sale!

Posted: 4:36 PM - May 07, 2009
Libby_W
Even if there wasn't a sale, you'd still like to be in my shoes, heh Mr. Humphries? <slight elbow with a onery grin and laugh>

I better slip back into the fitting room and change before Capt. Peacocks' feathers get ruffled and old man Grainger needs a glass of water.< splurts out laughing as he turns to walk towards the mens changing room>

Cover me, Mr. Humphries! ok

Posted: 5:50 PM - May 09, 2009
angel
Oh I sure would have! Oh well, maybe another opportunity will come along.

I saw Capt Peacock a moment ago so I'm sure he'll be on the floor shortly. Will cover for you Mr Lucas.

Posted: 2:54 PM - May 10, 2009
Libby_W
<Pulling the curtains apart, exhaling deeply, zipping up his pants>

I can't believe the day I've have Mr. Humphries...<groaning as he leans against the counter at his spot>

First: I had that rotten date last night with that bird.
Second: Mr. Grainger and his mysterious briefcase, then the silly old cow over at the ladys department calls herself "sexy knickers", and wants to , and I quote.."getting it"< doing the quote signs in the air...

and now, I lose commission over a batty flufe.

I'm sure glad we only got 15 minutes until closing. <crossing his arms>

Posted: 2:35 AM - May 11, 2009
Eva
<walks over to the mens counter>

"Mr. Lucas, what was you doing walking around the floor in your Y-Fronts? Mrs. Slocombe's just had to go for a large gin!"

Posted: 10:58 AM - May 11, 2009
Libby_W
AH, Ms. Braums. I was hoping you'd catch a peek at my Y-fronts. <smiling from ear to ear>

Now, who do you think has "Sexy Knickers" ? <onery giggle>

And with that silly old cow gone to get her spirits, she won't be here at closing time.

Blimey, my day just might finish off well. <crossing arms, relaxed look on face>

<leaning in towards Ms. Braums> Go out with me Shirley, and make my horrible day end perfect.

Posted: 2:37 AM - May 13, 2009
Eva
"I've got a date tonight, Mr. Lucas."

Posted: 11:10 AM - May 14, 2009
Libby_W
<straightening back up> Well, that has made my horrible day end perfectly now hasn't it?!

Posted: 5:51 AM - May 15, 2009
Eva
"Not with you. With Mr. Walpole from Sports."

Posted: 2:29 PM - May 15, 2009
Libby_W
Mr. Walpole!!! From the Sports Deptpartment!! <in an astonished high tone>

He's old enough to be your father!

Gah, this day HAS ended perfectly horrible.

Posted: 12:45 AM - May 16, 2009
Eva
"Well, Mr. Lucas, if you was 10 years older, I might have gone out with you instead."

Walks back over to the ladies department.

Posted: 5:15 PM - May 16, 2009
Libby_W
Taking the cover and starting to close for the day.

Wow, blink < he sighes in a blow> Who would've thought Shirley went for older gents. This has been one hell of a day. I'm sure glad it's over.

Finishing up the tidying of the MENS wear counters...the bell rings.

I'm outta here, Mr. Humphries.