Posted: 5:26 AM - Jan 21, 2009
Cynthia
*walks over to the ladies counter*

Posted: 7:26 AM - Jan 21, 2009
belbelchic
Good Morning Madam. are you being served? Which i can see that you arent, may i interest you in something from the department?

Posted: 9:09 AM - Jan 21, 2009
GBOwner
Feel free to improvise items. I will be making a complete general item list with prices this weekend, but made-up items are welcome as well!

GBOwner

Posted: 8:16 PM - Jan 22, 2009
Cynthia
Yes, yes you can. I'm looking for a nice, sturdy brassiere. I'm off to the Canary Islands for my honeymoon, you see.

Posted: 8:20 AM - Jan 28, 2009
belbelchic
Ohh well i have some very strong brassiere made of whale bone, that could suit you madam.

Canary Islands you say you are going??

How about a nice pair of bathers to take, and a sexy nightie for that honeymoon you wont forget????

Posted: 9:31 AM - Jan 29, 2009
Cynthia
No, thankyou, I think I might just stick with the bra at the moment.

Posted: 7:52 AM - Feb 03, 2009
belbelchic
Ohhhh Ok then, well i will have to find out your measurement

Tape measure Miss Brahms

Will Madam mind lifting her arms, thanks..

Mrs Slocombe measures her customer, and gives her the correct brassiere for her

"im sure this one will fit nicely, if you like to try it on in our fitting room"

Posted: 5:01 AM - Feb 04, 2009
Cynthia
*Takes the bra and walks over to the fitting room. Pulls the bra on and look in the mirror*

"Assistant! Assistant! Do you have something a bit sexier, preferably with a lower cut. I must say that this will not excite my husband very much, and it feels dreadful on my smooth skin, it's so rough, and I know for a fact, my husband is not the sort of man who likes it rough! Also, is it possible you have it in a smaller size?"

Posted: 1:02 AM - Feb 05, 2009
belbelchic
Mrs Slocombe, smiles at the customer, and grits her teeth,

"miss brahms, we got a difficult customer, and its 2 minutes to my coffee break, can you get one of those honeymooners bra's in a size smaller for our customer"

Miss brahms hands mrs Slocombe a bra and goes back to the customer "here you go madam im sure this one is most suitable for you honeymoon, try it on and let me know how it goes".

Mrs Slocombe tummy starts to rumble

and says to Miss Brahms "i do hope she likes this one, im starving!!"

Posted: 6:30 AM - Feb 05, 2009
Cynthia
*Tries on the new bra and looks in the mirror*

"Miss! I'm sorry, I don't like this one either, and it doesn't fit! Don't you have a size between this one and the last one I tried on, if not, I might have to pop over to Lally and Willits, I'm sure they'll have something for me!"

Posted: 8:29 AM - Feb 09, 2009
belbelchic
"Oh im so sorry Madam, i'm sure we have a size thats in between that bra"

Mrs Slocombe takes the bra and walks into the fitting room, and says to Miss Brahms, "im just going to the stock and find another size for my customer, keep and eye on her, she saying she will go to Lally and Willits"

Mrs Slocombe takes the cup and places it on the door knob and stretches them a little, and does the other cup as well. Walks out of the fitting room and smiles to the customer

"Here we go, i found an in between size in the stock room in the back, this should fit nicely'

Posted: 1:20 AM - Feb 10, 2009
Cynthia
*tries on bra*

Miss, this will do perfectly! Thankyou!

Posted: 7:41 AM - Feb 10, 2009
belbelchic
"I knew that size would fit you, i just put it into a bag for you, thats £30, cash or account?"

Posted: 4:18 AM - Feb 11, 2009
Cynthia
"Cash"

*pulls out a fifty pound note passes it to Mrs. Slocombe*

"I assume you have cash for a fifty?"

Posted: 7:54 AM - Feb 12, 2009
belbelchic
"oh thank you madam, theres your £20 change and your reciept, please do come again, have a nice day"

Posted: 8:37 AM - Feb 12, 2009
belbelchic
"ohh thank heavens thats over"


"oh Miss Brahms, could i have a quick word with you if your not busy??, its about Mr Lucas, did you notice him staring at me while i was serving my last customer?"

" I think he fancies me ?..."

Posted: 7:38 AM - Feb 13, 2009
belbelchic
Mrs Slocombe starts talking to herself

"Oh its Valentine's Day tommorow, prehaps i should buy Mr Lucas something, to show my affection towards him"

Mrs Slocombe heads towards the mens counter and is served by Mr Grainger, and buys a box of silk hankichiefs, she takes it back to the ladies fitting room, wraps it up in some brown paper, and finds a peice of paper and writes:


Will You be My Valentine

Meet me outside the main entrance of the shop at 5.30pm, so we can get it together

Love from your secret admirer

Sexy Knickers

xoxoxox

Mrs Slocombe then walks back to the mens department, and without anyone from the mens department looking, leaves it by the counter where Mr Lucas always stands....

Posted: 9:17 AM - Feb 13, 2009
Eva
*watches as Mrs Slocombe walks back to the Ladies' Counter*

'Ere, Mrs. Slocombe, what was you doing over by the gentlemen's counter. If Peacock wasn't so busy trying to have a butchers at the ladie's change rooms, he'd have had you in front of Mr. Rumbold!

Posted: 6:57 AM - Feb 18, 2009
belbelchic
"ohh well i was trying to tell you before, but you seemed too busy else where. I noticed how Mr Lucas was looking at me when i was serving my last customer, i also thought it fancied me, and i could tell by the way he was looking at me, like he was undressing me!!'

"So anyway i thought being Valentines Day, i would buy him a small present, and i wrote a note, saying to meet me outside the main entrance at 5.30pm on Valentines Day"

"And that was why i was at the mens counter to put the present there"

Posted: 12:44 AM - Feb 19, 2009
Eva
"You think he fancies you? Maybe he was trying to see past you and into the fitting room, which is why he looked like he was undressing you! It also explains why he might have been squinting..."

*pauses*

"Do you want me to ask 'im for you - I'll be tactful!"

Posted: 7:45 AM - Feb 20, 2009
belbelchic
"OOOOhhh i dont know Miss Brahms, what should i do????" <Scratches her head while she is saying

"I cant wait til 5.30pm, the suspense is killing, and so too these bunions!!!, I really should stop wearing those stillettos of a night"

"Well no harm trying Miss Brahms, go on, but look out for Captian Peacock, he seems grumpy, and Mr Grainger is acting awfully weird as well too"

Posted: 6:51 PM - Feb 20, 2009
Eva
*looks around and sees Mr. Humphries talking to Captain Peacock*

"It's all clear Mrs. Slocombe"

*Walks over to the gentlemen's counter and hides behind a display*

Posted: 1:06 PM - Feb 28, 2009
Libby_W
crying RIP Wendy crying

Posted: 11:48 PM - Mar 07, 2009
Eva
<walks back behind the counter>

Posted: 9:36 AM - Mar 08, 2009
GBOwner
<Canteen Break!>

Posted: 7:13 PM - Mar 31, 2009
GBOwner
<Canteen break over>

Business as usual at the Ladies Counter for Miss Brahms and Mrs Slocombe.

Posted: 10:06 AM - Apr 07, 2009
belbelchic
Talks to Miss Brahms

" Gee theres no one on the counter to serve that customer, not even Captain Peacock's around. hhhmmmmmm, i wonder if i get comission if i serve the gentleman myself"

Walks towards customer.....

Posted: 10:28 AM - Apr 12, 2009
Libby_W
< dancing HAPPY EASTER! enjoying the only Holiday that Grace Brothers will allow us to take off>

Posted: 2:33 AM - May 11, 2009
Eva
"'Ere! Mrs. Slocombe! Did you see that? Mr. Lucas was walking around in his Y-Fronts!"

<looks around to see if Peacock is on the floor>

Posted: 4:31 AM - May 17, 2009
Eva
<bell rings>

"See you tomorrow Mrs. Slocombe!"