Posted: 11:04 AM - Jan 26, 2009
Libby_W
Sorry I'm late, Mr. Humphries. I was out late with this bird see, and everything went wrong
Posted: 11:08 AM - Jan 26, 2009

Libby_W
<getting ready to start serving, looking around at all that are in>

Gahhh, Blimey! would you look at that bird over at Mrs. Slocomes counter!

Look at the size of that brassiere! I wouldn't mind hopping into her nest.

<elbowing Mr. Humphries>

Posted: 7:11 PM - Jan 26, 2009
angel
<elbowing back>

Now, now Mr Lucas! Don't you ever see more than bras and knickers? If you would see more in a bird than alone her "assets" you might have a better chance of a longer relationship!

Posted: 11:29 AM - Jan 27, 2009
Libby_W
Ahh, yes. Yes, a longer relationship. Just what every man is looking for, is it not Mr. Humphries? <stating sarcastiscally>

Posted: 11:32 AM - Jan 27, 2009
Libby_W
Mind you, if I found a bird with knockers like that, I won't mind a "long" relationship at all.

<snickering, while crossing his arms>

Posted: 6:12 PM - Jan 27, 2009
angel
shocked Mr Lucas, if you are saying what I think you are saying... go straighten the counter! We have to get ready for customers anyway; the ladies are ahead of us!

Posted: 10:14 AM - Jan 29, 2009
Libby_W
Right away, Mr. Humphries...right away. <starts to pull the glove drawer out to straighten>

Posted: 10:17 AM - Jan 29, 2009
Libby_W
<snickering and whispering>

With a customer like that...<bobbing his head towards the Ladies Dept.> you'd have to be way ahead of her to avoid getting hit.

<mischeivious laugh>

Posted: 10:26 AM - Jan 29, 2009
Libby_W
Did you hear that? Did you hear that, Mr. Humphries? Honeymoon!!!

<whimpering high tone>

Blimey, It just can't get any better...first, my bird from last night, now this!

Posted: 11:21 PM - Jan 29, 2009
angel
<snicker>Now Mr Lucas you need to be professional..but that is a funny visual I'm getting..

angel
Calm down! The word "honeymoon" seems to get you all excited! Have a glass of water..

Posted: 1:03 PM - Jan 31, 2009
Libby_W
Thank you Mr. Humpries

<takes the glass from his hand>

It's just that every time I find a bird, she flies away

<flutters his hand up towards the sky>

Posted: 4:30 PM - Feb 01, 2009
RideUpWithWear
<Crash sound comes from one of the dressing rooms in the men's department. A couple minutes later Grainger enters the floor carrying a suitcase. He puts it down beside a coat rack, hopefully out of sight. He then procedes to return to his regular place behind the counter.>

Mr. Lucas I didn't see you come in earlier. Were you late?

<A male customer enters and Grainger forgets about Mr. Lucas. Then the phone in Mens Wear rings. Humphries walks towards to answer the phone ... but unlike himself, Grainger rushes forward and grabs the phone, almost as if he were in a state of panic.>

Men's wear, this is Mr. Grainger speaking!

<His voice lowers in volume, but he does not whisper>

Can I call you back later?

<His eyes travel around the floor looking for Peacock, who is staring at the Lady Customer. He continues to talk on the phone in his normal volume. Mr. Humphries is serving the Men's wear customer.>

I was able to get it, but I cannot possibly leave until lunch.

<Notices that Peacock has left the other department and is glacing at his counter.>

I will contact you later, good bye.

<Hangs up the telephone. Opens the nearest drawer and throws items on the counter.>

Posted: 10:38 PM - Feb 01, 2009
Libby_W
Psst, psst...Mr. Humpries<whispering> Have you noticed Mr. Granger?

Posted: 8:45 PM - Feb 03, 2009
angel
Yes-he is acting rather suspiciously... Mind you I checked his drawer and found a strange item in there as well that wasn't there before!

Posted: 3:39 PM - Feb 04, 2009
Libby_W
Leave it to you, Mr. Humpries, to check his drawer <snickering>

Tell me, what DID you find in Mr. Graingers drawer?

Posted: 8:44 PM - Feb 04, 2009
TimD
It's a locket on a gold chain, and it's engraved with the initials WAS,
and inside it a snippet of hair that looks an awful lot like that wig he wore at the stockholders' meeting.
shocked3
"Sir Richard Ryan" has dropped his alias with Lady WeebleAbleSmith!

Let's hope that's all he's dropped!

Posted: 2:27 PM - Feb 07, 2009
Libby_W
Blimey. He's acting like someone is out to get him. <whispering>

You don't think he used those fake props for something illegal, do ya?

Posted: 2:28 PM - Feb 07, 2009
Libby_W
I'm gonna take a quick look in the fitting room to see what fell or what has been disturbed, cover me Mr. Humpries.

Posted: 6:07 PM - Feb 07, 2009
angel
Will do Mr Lucas. Be careful in there!

TimD
Phone rings.

"Oh, dear! I'll have to get that!"

Deep voice "Mens' Wear"

"Yes, I do know who you are, Lord Weeble-Able-Smith."
"No, your lordship, I have not seen the Lady today. I will inquire of the rest of the floor, if your lordship would like to hold on for a mo' "
<<click>>
<<Mr. Humphries squinches his face and prances back to the lookout post.>>

Posted: 3:25 PM - Feb 14, 2009
Libby_W
<sticking head out from fitting room> Is it all clear Mr. Humphries?

Posted: 11:53 AM - Feb 16, 2009
angel
At the moment-yes. I did briefly see Mr Grainger out of the corner of my eye, but it looks like he's disappeared somewhere for the moment..

Posted: 12:01 PM - Feb 16, 2009
Libby_W
Blimey Mr. Humphries, < whispering as he decends from the fitting room> I've never seen Mr. Grainger leave such a mess. Anywhere!

<puts hands on counter and notices a wrapped little box>

'ello? Is this your's Mr. Humphries? <he asks while lifting and shaking the box>

<reading note> It says 'be my Valentine' then "SEXY KNICKERS"?!?!?

Mr. Humphries, I do believe this is for You!

Posted: 12:16 AM - Feb 18, 2009
TimD
Don't be daft! Nobody around here would give that to me! We haven't had any customers have we?
Which reminds me...has Lady WeebleAbleSmith been here today? His Lordship phoned while you were in the fitting room. So tell me, what mess was in there?

Posted: 12:12 PM - Feb 18, 2009
Libby_W
<crossing arms> No I haven't seen Lady Weebblelbbabbsmith, Mr. Humphries.
<shaking his head to go along with the statement>

That corner shelf is a mess, Mr. Humphries..<thumbing towards the fitting rooms> It looked like Mr. Grainger had the suitcase hid behind our spare scarves and hankies. They're all over the place in there. And a box of gloves fell over too.

Posted: 12:22 PM - Feb 18, 2009
Libby_W
<noticing the gift box again, picks it up and shakes it close to his ear>

Gah, I wonder who sent this? <stating impatiently> <lays it back down and crosses arms>

I gotta open this, Mr. Humphries. But who the devil laid it here? <worried look on face>

Posted: 12:29 PM - Feb 18, 2009
Libby_W
<whispering to himself> Sexy Knickers.......sexy knickers? from sexy knickers?

<glances at the ladies dept. and sees Mrs. Slocombe....shivers then eyes Ms. Braums looking at the mens counter>

Blimey! <he gasps as his eyes open wide> It's Ms. Braums!

Mr. Humphries , Mr. Humphries!!!

I know who did this.....Sexy Knickers is Ms. Braums!!!

Posted: 11:10 PM - Feb 18, 2009
TimD
Now I know you've gone completely round the bend! Miss Brahms would do no such thing! Besides, how would she have gotten it over here, even with Peacock ogling that bosomy customer?

Take over for me, I've got to go ask Captain Peacock a question....

Posted: 5:35 PM - Feb 20, 2009
Libby_W
You're covered, Mr. Humphries.

Eva
"Psst! Mr. Lucas!"

Posted: 3:34 PM - Feb 26, 2009
Libby_W
<glancing around to see who called for him. Seeing Ms. Brahms, whispers to self, there's sexy knickers.>

<takes a deep breath and exhales>


<puts on his flirty smile> 😀 Yes, Ms. Brahms?

Posted: 3:36 PM - Feb 26, 2009
Libby_W
{this is a sad day for all who loves this show. Ms. Wendy Richard died today of cancer, she was 65 but young at heart. Hearts are crying all over this 26th day of Feburary. RIP Ms. Brahms. We love you.}
Posted: 3:37 PM - Feb 26, 2009
Libby_W
And what can I do for you especially after 5:30, Shirley?

Posted: 7:54 PM - Feb 26, 2009
Eva
What are you talking about Mr. Lucas?

{Rest In Piece Wendy, we'll miss you crying )

Posted: 8:12 AM - Feb 27, 2009
belbelchic
crying RIP Wendy I shall miss you

Posted: 1:02 PM - Feb 28, 2009
Libby_W
This. <he answers, showing the little gift box>

<opening the box> I will be your Valentine, Ms. Brahms.

<lifting the handcerchief up and flufing it for his pocket.>

Where do you want to meet after work?

Posted: 8:31 PM - Feb 28, 2009
TimD
Mr. Lucas! You'd better let Miss Brahms return to her counter, or Peacock will have both of you in front of Mr. Rumbold!

Posted: 3:44 AM - Mar 02, 2009
Eva
Sorry Mr. Humphries, I'll go back to my counter in a minute, I just have to talk to Mr. Lucas

[turns to Mr. Lucas]

I never sent you that!

Posted: 11:07 AM - Mar 02, 2009
Libby_W
Right away, Mr. Humphries. <leaning over the counter>

Yes you did! <whispering in his stressed tone>

See, look. <grabbing the note and putting it in front for her to see>

It's signed "SEXY KNICKERS". That is you, is it not Shirley? <worried look while asking>

Eva
How can I be 'sexy knickers' if I don't wear any. anyway, that's not my handwriting.

Posted: 10:19 PM - Mar 03, 2009
TimD
Mr. Grainger, I heard that the canteen is serving your favorite soup today, so if you nod off by then, I'll be sure to call you.

Posted: 11:47 AM - Mar 07, 2009
Libby_W
<seductive smile immurges when hearing Shirley don't wear knickers>

<overhearing Mr. Humphries talking to Mr. Grainger>

So, <in his flirting manner> Shall we talk about our "date" in the canteen?

<raising eyebrows up and down to show interest>

Posted: 11:45 PM - Mar 07, 2009
Eva
"Oh! Mrs. Slocombe's calling me! I better get back to my counter!"

Posted: 9:35 AM - Mar 08, 2009
GBOwner
<Canteen Break!>

Posted: 3:16 PM - Mar 26, 2009
Libby_W
Goodness Mr. Humphries. I'm in a pickle. I just figured out that Mrs. Slocombe is Sexy Knickers! <shivers>

What am I going to do? <crossing arms and serious look on face> Don't want to hurt her feelings. <whispers>

I know! <snaps fingers> I'll leave early due to sickness.

Mr. Humphries!! Help me get sick.

Posted: 7:01 PM - Mar 27, 2009
angel
Just think about bacon with lots of fat on it and eating all that without trimming. Does that help?

Posted: 7:04 PM - Mar 27, 2009
stv
<Capt Peacock appears and starts floor walking>

Posted: 11:21 AM - Mar 28, 2009
Libby_W
<shaking head slowly> Thanks alot Mr. Humphries..<sarcastically, notices Capt. Peacock on the floor>

Blimey! There's Capt. Peacock! He's got that look on his face again, Mr. Humphries.

Posted: 3:00 PM - Mar 29, 2009
angel
Mind you it's gotten me sick too. I think I look peaked don't I?

RideUpWithWear
<mumbles in his sleep>

Charged? I didn't do anything dear! It isn't what you think!

<bumps his head against an open drawer and wakes up>

Ohhh!

Posted: 3:05 PM - Mar 30, 2009
Libby_W
Gahhh! <shaking head while Mr. Humphries wipes off Mr. Graingers head>

What in tarnation is going on here? <thinks to himself w/finger up to his lips>

First, the hidden briefcase, and now this dream of not being charged? What can that old fool be involved in? And, is Capt. Peacock in it somehow?! I wonder. <whispering>

Posted: 9:19 PM - Apr 01, 2009
angel
Methinks Mr Grainger is really up to something-if only I could figure it out!

Capt Peacock might or might not be involved, but I know for sure he's up to something himself as well.

Posted: 4:36 PM - Apr 02, 2009
Libby_W
Ahh, yes yes. Mr. Humphries. I agree. Both of them are up to something.

But what in tarnation can it be?

Posted: 4:08 PM - Apr 07, 2009
Libby_W
Look, a customer! Augh, Blimely! Mrs. Slocolme is coming this way! Gahh, I need my commission, yet I need to dodge her for the rest of the work day.

Posted: 11:53 AM - Apr 08, 2009
Libby_W
oh goody...<giggling to himself, seeing Mrs. Slocolme strike out with the customer>

Here's my chance for a commission.<he whispers as he walks toward the customer and Mrs. Slocolme>

Are you being served?

Posted: 10:30 AM - Apr 12, 2009
Libby_W
< dancing HAPPY EASTER! enjoying the only Holiday that Grace Brothers will allow us to take off>