Posted: 5:15 PM - May 23, 2009
GBOwner
Another day dawns on Grace Brothers. Everyone is on time to work and ready for work as well as catching up with the latest gossip!

Posted: 6:25 PM - May 23, 2009
Libby_W
<folding the covers, putting them away>

As I was saying Mr. Humphries, when Mrs. Slocombe gave me that gift yesterday, it reminded me that I should get something for my own mum. Being that she's crippled and has that nasty cough...

When I left, I happened upon a little booth selling scents, So I stopped to check it out. She was selling little bottles marked "his and hers". I dabbed alittle on me neck, and girls were all over me like honey!

<big grin>

Needless to say, Mr. Humphries, I didn't make it home last night. <onery giggle>

Posted: 4:08 AM - May 24, 2009
Eva
<lift doors open and Miss Brahms walks out. Walks down to the mens counter and signs the book>

[cheerfully] "'Morning Mr. 'Umphries and Mr. Lucas."

Posted: 6:26 PM - May 24, 2009
Libby_W
Good Morning, Ms. Brahms. How was your date with the old man?

I bet when you ordered your drinks, yours was a gin and tonic, his was a prune and tonic.

<elbowing Mr. Humphries, giggling>

Posted: 2:28 AM - May 25, 2009
Eva
"Very mature, Mr. Lucas."

<pause>

"We had a lovely time. We went out for a nosh, which was different because I normally 'ave a bubble and squeak, and then we went back to 'is place afterwards."

Posted: 9:25 AM - May 25, 2009
Libby_W
<crossing arms, serious look on face>

Yes, I suppose you WOULD have to go to his place now would ya? Those old timers have to be back in the facilities at a certain time. Right?

Posted: 3:54 AM - May 26, 2009
Eva
"'E owns 'is own detached 'ouse in Catford, as a matter of fact."

Posted: 9:55 AM - May 26, 2009
Libby_W
OH! <softly as he slides his head to one side>

So, it's a one level with no stairs. That's good, that's good. Don't want to tire the old geezer out before wearing him out, heh, Ms. Braums? <giggling onery like>

Posted: 4:00 AM - May 27, 2009
Eva
<annoyed> "Good morning Mr. Lucas!"

<walks over to counter>

Posted: 5:58 PM - May 27, 2009
Libby_W
And Good Morning to you too, Ms. Braums..<he hollers out as she walks away>

It has been a good morning, Mr. Humphries...and the day just started. <cocky grin>

Posted: 10:11 PM - Jun 02, 2009
angel
Dear me Mr Lucas how much more mischief are you going to cause today? mellow However, I can see why you act the way you do. <nodding yes> Do you realize that maybe Miss Brahms has the so called "old geezer" to make you jealous?

Posted: 3:24 PM - Jun 03, 2009
Libby_W
ME! Jealous?! < chuckles > lol

Jealous that Ms. Brauhms is dating that old prune from sports?

<placing palms down on the counter> Why is she dating an old prune instead of a ripe raisin like me? <shaking head>

Maybe I need another dab of this scent...huh? <reaching into his inner pocket, pulling out a little bottle>

You think I should try it again, Mr. Humphries? <holding the bottle up for Mr. Humphries to see>

Posted: 4:21 PM - Jun 07, 2009
angel
Oohhh that looks interesting! What scent is it?

Posted: 12:26 AM - Jun 08, 2009
Libby_W
It's strange Mr. Humphries. <removing the top> It really doesn't have a scent until you put some on. <dabbing alittle on his own wrist, motioning wrist towards Mr. Humphries>

Now it has a scent. Is that not weird, Mr. Humphries?

Posted: 9:02 PM - Jun 10, 2009
angel
<sniffing Mr Lucas' wrist>Hmm that is very weird-very weird indeed! How did you acquire this?

Posted: 5:49 PM - Jun 11, 2009
Libby_W
Leaving for home last night, I happened upon a little booth selling these.

I bought one for my sick, crippled mum, but, some got on me, and I never made it home.

<smiling big>

Posted: 8:49 AM - Jun 14, 2009
angel
Let's hope that it will attract some female customers to the counter. Maybe your future bride as well! <nudging with elbow>

Posted: 3:38 PM - Jun 14, 2009
Libby_W
Well, perhaps, Mr. Humphries, perhaps. Perhaps a bride may be in my future. <arms crossed, nodding as he states.>

But, until I find her <onery giggle, half cocked grin> I'm sure enjoying the honeymoons. <elbowing Mr. Humphries back with an even oneryier giggle>

<looking at the Ladies counter to Glance at Shirley>

Blimey Mr. Humphries. Look over at the Ladies counter... Ms. Brahms is all by her lonesome.
I wonder what as become of Mrs. Slocombe? huh

Posted: 2:47 AM - Jun 15, 2009
Eva
<walks away from ladies counter, displaying frills prominantly>

"Does anyone know what 'as 'appened to Captain Peacock? I 'ave to give 'im a message from Mrs. Slocomebe."

Posted: 10:37 AM - Jun 15, 2009
Libby_W
<whipsering to Mr. Humphries> 'ello, here comes Shirley. Maybe this fresh scent will allure her like the birds last night. <elbows Humphries slightly>

<starts waving his wrists and fanning them to throw the scent>

Posted: 2:38 AM - Jun 18, 2009
Eva
<to self> "What is that smell?"

<walks towards Mr. Lucas>

"Mr. Lucas, what is that scent you're wearing?"

Posted: 1:35 PM - Jun 18, 2009
Libby_W
Ah, do you like it, Ms. Brahms? <he asks as he motions his wrist forward>

It's a little bottle scent called "His and Hers''. I bought this for me mum last night.

Would you care to try some? <shakes the bottle to get some scent, and pops the lid.>

Here, let me put a dab on your neck, <moving the lid fowards towards Ms. Brahms neck>

Posted: 3:20 AM - Jun 19, 2009
Eva
"It does smell lovely... maybe just a little bit..."

Posted: 3:06 PM - Jun 19, 2009
Libby_W
It's working! <he thinks to himself as he applies the little dabs just below Ms. Brahms ears>

Perhaps I won't get home again tonight. <half cocked grin shows as he thinks this>

<Goes to lean in on Shirley to have a sniff> SNNNIIIIFFF, ahhh.

Posted: 5:23 AM - Jun 20, 2009
Eva
<pushes him away>

"What do you think you're doing, Mr. Lucas?"

Posted: 1:36 PM - Jun 20, 2009
Libby_W
I'm so sorry Ms. Brahms! <backing off real fast and sorry look on face>

I, I, I was just wanting to check what scent it threw on you.

Posted: 2:05 AM - Jun 21, 2009
Eva
"Oh... sorry Mr. Lucas, I just like there to be some space between co-workers, even if you are slightly 'andsome."

Posted: 3:55 PM - Jun 21, 2009
Libby_W
<Standing up straight> Handsome? <clearing throat> did you say Handsome?

<big cocky grin immurges as he straightens his tie> Did you hear that, Mr. Humphries?
She said I was handsome. <nudges Mr. Humphries in the side>

Posted: 10:07 PM - Jun 22, 2009
angel
Yes I did hear that Mr Lucas! Now you have to keep up your best behavior and just maybe you might impress Miss Brahms enough for a date. 😀

Posted: 2:32 PM - Jun 23, 2009
Libby_W
<leans in and whispers to Mr. Hmphires> I won't have to behave when I have my little weapon here.

<shakes the scent bottle back and forth>

Posted: 9:14 AM - Jun 25, 2009
angel
Tee-hee. Naughty naughty. wink2

Posted: 12:21 PM - Jun 25, 2009
Libby_W
Exactly. <giggles>

Posted: 10:37 PM - Jun 28, 2009
stv
Is everything OK over here?

Posted: 10:37 AM - Jun 29, 2009
Eva
<from counter>

"Are you free, Captain Peacock?"

Posted: 6:50 PM - Jun 29, 2009
Libby_W
Everythings fine, Capt. Peacock. < he answers as he walks back to his spot and re-arranges the tie rack>

Everything is fine and dandy sir, how about you?

Posted: 9:48 PM - Jun 29, 2009
stv
<Turning to Miss Brahms>Not at the moment.

<Turning back to Mr Lucas and Mr Humphries and speaking softly>I've got a problem and I can't figure out what to do.

Posted: 4:14 PM - Jun 30, 2009
Libby_W
A problem you say? < he whispers back as he nudges Mr. Humphries>

Is there anything we can help you with, or do...Capt. Peacock.

Posted: 3:12 PM - Jul 02, 2009
Libby_W
crying Another sad day for all: Mollie Sugden aka catrescue Mrs. Betty Slocombe passed away July 2nd, 2009.

quiveringlipssad , Don't worry Mrs. Slocombe, I'll take care of your pussy.


Blimey Capt. Peacock, Now there's only you, me, jug ears and crooner scooner left. lostit

Posted: 9:10 PM - Jul 04, 2009
Libby_W
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Posted: 5:52 PM - Jul 10, 2009
Libby_W
So Capt. Peacock, are you gonna tell us what is bothering you, or waiting until lunch?

Posted: 9:09 AM - Jul 12, 2009
stv
Wait until lunch. This isn't a matter to discuss during working hours.

Posted: 11:23 AM - Jul 12, 2009
Libby_W
Aye, aye Captain! <mockingly salutes and tapps heel>

Posted: 4:04 AM - Jul 16, 2009
Eva
"Are you free now, Captain Peacock?"

Posted: 6:41 AM - Jul 17, 2009
stv
When I'm in the canteen I'll be more free!

Posted: 1:51 AM - Jul 18, 2009
Eva
"I 'ave a message for you from Mrs. Slocombe. It's about 'er pussy!"

Posted: 9:03 PM - Jul 18, 2009
Libby_W
Blimey Mr. Humphries, did you just hear Ms. Brahms?

Mrs. Slocombe isn't in yet due to her pussy. < giggles>

Posted: 4:22 AM - Jul 22, 2009
Eva
"Blimey, Captain Peacock just walked off the floor! 'ow am I supposed to let 'in know about Mrs. Slocombe's pussy?"

Posted: 12:00 PM - Jul 22, 2009
Libby_W
Oh I'm sure Capt. Peacock is very much interested in Mrs. Slocombes' pussy! <he calls out toward Ms. Brahms>

Posted: 11:29 PM - Aug 06, 2009
Libby_W
<A FEW HOURS PASS>

Blimey Mr. Humphries, I can't wait until lunch. I really didn't have breakfast...as a matter o' fact, I didn't have much of a dinner either. <giggles>

I think I'll ask Ms. Brahms to the movies after work.

Do you think she'd like to go see BAMBI or THE UNSATISFIED VIRGIN, Mr. Humphries?

Posted: 10:36 PM - Aug 08, 2009
Libby_W
There's the lunch bell, Mr. Humphries.

Goody, now I'll buy Shirley lunch and ask her to the movies. <rubbing hands together>

<canteen break> ?